APPLE Messiah Steve Jobs who is definitely not sick, is apparently undergoing surgery at Stanford Hospital, for something he doesnt have, according to the Dark Satanic Rumour Mill.
Valley Wag appears to have got the news from an employee who works at Stanford. Apple has been keeping silent about what is wrong with Jobs, despite pressure from shareholders to come clean about how ill he really is.
Jobs is currently on medical leave from Apple while he recuperates from health problems that have caused him to lose significant weight. Two weeks ago reprts had it that Jobs was considering a liver transplant.
Apple fanboys have been facing the problem that Steve has been telling the world plus dog that he just needs a bit of time off, therefore they must believe him. However the fact is that it is increasingly looking like he is suffering from something a bit serious and might not be telling them the full truth.
Apple declined to comment on what a representative called rumours and speculation, but then again it rarely comments on anything negative. Valley Wag has been slammed in the tech press with most saying the story is completely untrue and that "Steve was in the office today".
However as the Wag points out, all the comments appear to be identical and it seems that the same source has been briefing all the magazines with the same line.
It said that Jobs and Apple have offered so many misleading disclosures about the status of his health that anything goes really. It wants to know, if Jobs is on a six-month medical leave, with COO Tim Cook running Apple in his absence, why is he attending meetings? µ
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